Thursday, August 7, 2008

Lady, Put the Walking Stick Down or I'll Taze you!

Apparently police in Ohio, who felt threatened by a 49 year old blind woman, opened fire on her with their super tazers. While trying to find a robbery suspect the police entered this blind ladies home. The blind woman became hostile with the police and began swinging at them (probably wildly and in no particular direction) after telling her to stop, they tazed her and took her into custody. (Thank God!)

[Simulated Excerpt from the Police Report]
Officers attempted to play a game of Marco Polo with the accused, but after failing to find the officers, she became frustrated with the game and proceeded to flail wildly at the officers. Since the game was no longer fun, the officers decided to let her down softly by hitting her with 50,000 volts. Score Police 1, Accused 0

Good thing the 5-O are out there protecting us from those belligerent blind people. Maybe next week they can start tazing those homeless guys begging for a dollar. Or better yet those green peacers who want me to save the world one Styrofoam cup at a time.

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