Police Taser Man Who Thought He Was On Fire

Officials say deputies responded to a report that a man was behaving erratically around 3:50 p.m.Saturday in the 45200 block of Florida Avenue in southeast Hemet.

Gentleman strike-up those TAZERS!

The Sheriff's department says when they arrived the man was screaming he was on fire, running over sprinklers and running in and out of traffic. When officers approached, the man became confrontational and made threatening gestures, officials say. A Riverside County Sheriff's investigator says that's when a deputy fired a taser at him.

So let me get this straight this guy was cracked out! This is how I would have approched it, get a bag of crack out and throw some rocks down near the guy and he'll respond like Tyron Biggums (Chappell show)...

OHHHHHHHH, CRACK! **drops to his knees and go for the crack**

Cuff him and go, that easy.

But no, an opportunity to taze a crackhead!

Well the result was not too good the man had trouble breathing and was later pronounced dead. It is still not clear exactly what killed the man. (**whispers**the tazer)

Man arrested after brief chase

From not stopping at a stop sign to almost being tizzz-azed, hot damn! New Carlisle, IN resident Mr. Brian Weaver (21) was charged with fleeing and eluding, resisting arrest, (resisting taze?) and a stop sign violation.

Sheriff’s report:


A sheriff's report gives the following account:
A deputy saw a Jeep run a stop sign at North Scott Street and West Lake Avenue in New Carlisle about 9:12 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 6.
The deputy tried to stop the car, which fled southbound on South Church Street and through several streets, running stop signs, before stopping in the 300 block of South Church Street.
Weaver fled the Jeep, running between houses, with the deputy following, also on foot.
The deputy tried to use his Taser on Weaver, but it did not strike him and he got away.

He resisted TAZE, why is this not an Olympic sport or at least an X-Games event? We will soon post instructions on how to "resist taze." Anyways, unlawful, malevolent, illegal alien Weaver’s identity was found by the police because his car registration was in his vehicle (OMG). What kind of young thug registers their vehicle let alone keeps the registration information in their car! Police phoned Mr. Weaver and he obliged to return to the scene of the crime and turn himself in avoiding yet another possible tazure.